Never play with big scorpions, snakes, and spiders or roaches. If you are holding a stuffed animal and the roach eats it, it could maybe be not so good.
If you see one, just call your dad and he will come and trap it and kill it with his big shoe. And also, if they get to your room and find lots of stuffed animals, that could be dangerous. And also roaches have super disgusting, icky smell. That's a signal that says, "Hey guys, there's food over here!" And each one will just come out of the toilet and just follow that one, the first one that been coming out.
If you see one, just call your dad. He'll come with a cup and trap it and squish it with his heavy, heavy shoe. And that could pain a lot. And to that roach, he may think that that hurts so much a lot.
I hate roaches. Stuffed animals that you love could be killed, but if you have a big dragon toy stuffed animal, he could just turn to life and eat up all roaches. I do not want to see another roach come again!
If I see one, I will just get some heavy things and just put them on top of him, or I could just smack him with something that hurts a lot like this, "SMACK!" If it's too fast, I could just smack it, in the head, then his brain blood will bleed.
That's all.
<<The roach in question was spotted last night by Ben in his bathroom, and proceeded to hold him hostage for about 5 minutes. It was approximately 2.5 inches long, not including antenna. It met an untimely death after I trapped it, Ben's dad and I talked with Ben about roaches, then Ben's dad stomped on it - it took 3 tries! The roach's body was inspected by all concerned and it was given an unceremonious "burial at sea" - this may explain how the toilet entered this week's blog. Sister did not attend the events, instead she went downstairs very quickly to "work on my homework - Eww, eww, ewwwwwwww!">>
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